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Enrique Iglesias Cares Not for Beyoncé’s Life

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On Thursday night’s Watch What Happens Live–typically the most heaping of Bravo’s five weekly servings–things heated up when Enrique Iglesias was forced to play Plead the Fifth, a three question game in which the contestant can refuse to answer only one. Host Andy Cohen went deep, asking the singer to engage in a round of SHAG-MARRY-KILL: Pepsi Edition.

Quick rewind: In 2004, Iglesias starred in a Pepsi commercial as an evil Roman Emperor alongside Queen Beyoncé, the legendary Miss Britney Spears, and fly-girl P!nk. (Pepsi: Can we get a reboot?)

Cohen forced Iglesias to do what many would deem “the impossible,” SHAG-MARRY-KILL: YONCÉ-BRITBRIT-P!NK. America Ferrera, the other guest on the show, quickly answered for him, Marry Beyoncé (“You have to”), shag P!nk, and kill Britney. A hush fell over the room. Iglesias, who had initially decided to use his “Plead the Fifth” and not answer the question, decided that that order of events did not jive turkey with him. So he decided to play. Iglesias spared Britney’s life, making love to Pink, and effectively killing Beyoncé Giselle Knowles.

 

Nobody won.

Main image courtesy of Bravo TV; featured image courtesy of BashNY.net.

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Hey Universal Studios, Call Jeff Goldblum

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Jeff Goldblum has made a name for himself in a number of classic films including Earth Girls Are Easy, The Fly, and Independence Day. However, the role that will forever define the 6’4″ actor is probably that of Dr. Ian Malcolm, mathematician and chaos theorist, in both Jurassic Park and its sequel, The Lost World

 

In 2001, however, Jurassic Park III, the third in the trilogy, fizzled at the box office with a noticeably absent Goldblum. Then, silence.

After years of will they/won’t they, Steven Spieldberg (the film’s original director) revealed in 2011 at San Diego’s Comic-Con that preparations for a fourth film were under way. At that time he stated the film would probably be out in two or three years.

Now, two or three years later, that turned out to be a definitely not. The drama doesn’t just stop there.

In January 2012, Spieldberg announced he would not be directing the film, but would continue on as a producer (no reason given, boo hiss).

In September 2013, Sam Neil, the series’ original star alongside Goldblum, told The Dominion Post he was also unlikely to be a part of the new film (“I’m told it’s a big reboot, a total re-jig”).

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Last night, a caller on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live! pressed Goldblum about whether or not we could expect an appearnce from Dr. Malcolm in the new film. The actor’s response: “I don’t know. No one’s called. I guess not. But I’ll be first in line to see it.”

Universal Studios: get Goldblum on the line. Then Laura Dern. Convince Sam Neil. Lure Spieldberg back. Let’s make this happen!

Images courtesy of Universal Studios.

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Howard Stern’s Wife: “It’s large. It’s really large.”

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Howard Stern’s lovely/beautiful/”just-a-girl-from-Pittsburgh” wife, Beth Ostrosky Stern, stopped by Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live! last night, and the topic of the evening quickly turned to the man of the Stern household. For kicks, Cohen put thirty seconds on the clock and started firing away. With only three seconds left, the Bravo host threw Mrs. Stern for a loop when he went in with a question about her husband’s much-talked-about genitals. In the past, the radio host has been notoriously quoted as saying, “When I’m really fully aroused, three inches,” but is that really the truth?

Andy: Is Howard’s penis as small as he says it is, or is it just for show?

Beth: I’m ruining him right now, no, it’s rather large.

Andy: Come on. are you kidding me?

Beth: I said it. He’s going to kill me.

Andy: It’s an act? It’s an act. He says it’s like six inches or less. Five, something.

Beth: I’m spilling the beans, it’s large. It’s really large. I’m blushing.

Andy: This is headline news.

Beth: He’s been lying all these years.

Andy: He’s been lying all these years.

Beth: Unless I’ve just been with really little guys.

Go tell everyone you know. And in the meantime, this:

 

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Sir Ian McKellen Plays Marry/Shag/Kill: Dench, Smith, & Mirren

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Ian McKellen, considered by many one of the greatest actors of his generation, is currently starring with his bestie Patrick Stewart on Broadway in The Seagull. The acclaimed thespi took a night off from Chekhov, when he was placed in the hot-seat last night appearing with former Lord of the Rings co-star Orlando Bloom on Watch What Happens Live. During a round of the popular game Plead the Fifth, host Andy Cohen asked McKellen a question he’s likely never before been asked:

Marry/Shag/Kill:

Dame Judi Dench, Dame Maggie Smith, and Dame Hellen Mirren.

It took him a moment to think this one through. Brow somewhat furrowed he responded matter-of-factly, “In that order.”

Marry: Dench, Shag: Smith, Kill: Mirren.

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And there you have it.